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Some Congratulations Cards, and a 6 pack of Egg-Head Idiots’ calling Cards on my doors and windows.

So I've gotten some nice cards in the mail congratulating US on the win. Who I intend to call and follow up with.


And then... of course, some severely intellectually challenged cowards left a few calling cards as well.


A 6 pack of distinct, branded brown organic eggs were exploded on my front door and windows.

When I was a kid, we only bought the cheap eggs and only pranked our friends!


But these egg-heads got old yet never actually grew up! I feel bad for them in a couple of ways. Im gonna leave that there and not say more. I will say - Grow up and knock it off. Yall actually made me smile by confirming your pathetic immaturity.


I have about 20 ziplock bags very intact egg shells waiting to go for finger printering - just for fun to test a theory. Im curious to know if they are indeed as stupid as I think they are. (Im gonna pay for it and send to a private lab). Better to nip things in the bud early.


This little heart of mine, Im gonna let it SHINE.....

Al D



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Sheila Wilson
Sheila Wilson
Nov 12, 2023

😒 WTF!! That just shows the freaking pathetic and asinine mentality of the sore loser. What if... Your child had opened the front door to let the dog out at that very same time that someone with an IQ of 20 was throwing freaking organic eggs and hit your kid... Have the next door Nazis allowed you back on?

I am so terribly sorry and embarrassed that this behavior happened.

Perhaps on Wednesday night at your swearing in, we should bring egg salad or hard boiled eggs?

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Douglas Cooper
Douglas Cooper
Nov 12, 2023

A front yard camera can go a long way moving forward. It’s great a catching package thieves as well.

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Joanie Shepherd
Joanie Shepherd
Nov 12, 2023

Brava Ali, find the flying monkeys and it’ll lead you to the wicked witch.

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